Before assuming this post to be a pamplet on effective feces disposal,by shit, I mean garbled and incoherent words said by the ‘authority’ for all to follow. We all are subjected to shit in our lives. Our parents shit us boogeyman, the school shits us the concept of civilized society, the society shits us with chronologically redundant time worn ‘rules to be a good citizen’ and so on. So a good portion o our lives are spent wallowing in the different flavours of shit people give us. We have the choice to blindly obey and cary on with our seemingly insignificant lives tagged as a ‘honest hardworking citizen’ or we have the choice to think and question everything that is around us and get tagged as ‘hippies’ or ‘RATM orgy aftermath” or something. Sorry folks, that past text was the direct consequence of lack of sleep and too much zeitgeist prancing about in my head.*Sighs loudly*(yes kids, getting exceedingly random just to look cool is something I’ve been doing for a long time)
Getting away from the social and governmental shit, lets move on to what I actually wanted to write about. We all have frinds who dump us with truckloads of bull. If you dont, feel free to close this tab and get back to watching that new Miley Cyrus video. In my life times were littered with such unwelcome pests who thought that getting one over me was as easy as …*insert some laughably easy task here*. Over the years, I’ve undergone the transformation from this naive little fat fuck who’ll belive anything to this stubborn arsewipe who wouldn’t call the earth round without googling it first. Throughout my life, people have given me a variety of bull ranging from”you are a mutant” to “your ideas suck”, all of which I assimilated with apparent ease. It was only after a few more years of enduring similr phonetic and textual incoherence and ith some help of lady luck, I FINALLY managed to device a mthod to filter and see through the different variety of excreta people bestowed upon me.
The key to seeing thorough poop is simple, even though there is a certain degre of compromise made to certain parameters like trust. I feel that the best way to tell if someone’ lying, is to buy it in the eyes of the liar and help fuel the lie with more concocted lies that may serve as pointers to what lies beyond. The technique of randomly cooking up theories involves a lot of time just pondering the vast amounts of data embroiled in your brain, it still helps you to expect just about everything and hence reduces disappointment. A good knowledge of the thinking algorithm of the person in front serves as an added avdantage. Other techniques of de-shitting include directly badmouthing the suspected fact in front of the shit-provider. A red face or a “meh, so what?” kind of response indcates that YOU ARE BEING SHAT AT. Alternative replies like long winded ramblings on how the drit velocity of electrons in the barrier region also indicate the same.Remember, frustration is the best indicator for the purpose.
SO as pointless and incoherent the above text may look,I hope its still capable of making sense. I only hope that at least one person benefits from the sum total of my experience with seeing through shit, then I shall feel that the purpose of this seemingly senseless post has been fulfilled.
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